okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
Bad choices make good stories
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
okay for seriously we need the sick, embarrassed, zipped lip, suspicious, and eye rolling emojis immediately
Clown in the Dumps couch gag by Don Hertzfeldt
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
is also ridiculously hot
is perfect human
i feel so threatened rn
let's leak her nudes
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.